24 May 2011: Valentine's Day Nightmare

My ex, Ted, and I were doing something for Valentine's Day and he ordered us a man and woman to service us, but they were old and ugly. When they got to our house, which was actually a tent, I was so angry. They guy arrived first and I told Ted that he could get stuff but that I wouldn't touch him after if he did. First he tried to come to me, but Ted was really cautious and noticed how dirty the guy's fingernails were and said no. Then the woman got there and tried to do stuff to me but I said hell no. I went outside and jumped into a flood and swam into town.